Knock-Knock Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Andrew Petlev, Editor

It’s not cringy if it makes you smile. There, you just smiled! That means, deep down, you’re really interested in reading my column about knock-knock jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are a testament to humanity’s nature of comedy. Whether or not you’re over the idea of a knock-knock joke is practically unrelated to the fact that it will most definitely bring a smile to your face. Knock-knock jokes are just funny like that!

It is just that sort of absurdity that makes up a good knock-knock joke. Let’s try one by expanding our joke into a two-sided conversation.

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Orange who?”

“Orange you glad you came to the door?”

Some more classic knock-knock jokes:

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Cash who?”

“No thanks, I’d like some peanuts though.”

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Nana who?”

“Nana your business!”

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”


“Adore who?”

“Adore is between us, open up!”

The moral of the story: you are never too old to tell jokes. I know because you are smiling. Yes, you!

In short, next time you are with your friends and don’t know what to do, pull out the knock-knock joke book. Or if you don’t have one, buy one! Just kidding, there are many free knock-knock jokes you can find online.

For a list of some good ones, click here: