The Minecraft movie is making headlines because of the crazy reactions in theaters. The only reason any of this is even happening is because the amount of random stuff they have Jack Black yell at the screen. Like half of the people who even went to see it only went for “Chicken Jockey” or “I am… Steve”.
Not to mention the fact that a week before it went to theaters everyone was just destroying the movie calling it trash and a waste of time just for people to be throwing popcorn at the screen for chicken jockey.
One theater got the cops called because multiple audience members body slammed a theater employee. Here are some of the audience reviews for this movie, “10/10 CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!” and, “absolute peak cinema that everyone should watch CHICKEN JOCKEY”. And that’s why I think that this is the dumbest movie ever.
Joanna • May 2, 2025 at 1:09 pm
In My opinion, The movie was great. You should DEFINITELY watch it if you haven’t seen it yet. My favorite part is the lava chicken part, or the chicken jockey part. One thing though, I didn’t like the scene where the boy was fighting the enderman. It was not like the game AT ALL. For one, the enderman just went up to him, then back away, then up to him, then back away, until he was dead! In the game, the enderman would have gone up on the shelves, on the other side of the room, behind him, and he would probably die, due to lack of experience fighting enderman. Also, Steve literally says,”Enderpearl, Almost died getting that one from an enderman.” SO HOW DID THE BOY KILL IT WITHOUT GETTING TOUCHED ONCE?!?! Anyway, sorry for the long text. Byee
Cooper • May 2, 2025 at 12:56 pm
This is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Noach • May 2, 2025 at 11:38 am
I love the movie, and this post really upset me.
Roberto Prado Lopez • May 2, 2025 at 11:38 am
I agree. Pretty much it was like the Super Mario Bros Movie, which is more Easter eggs than actual plot production. Not to mention that the youtubers that were in the garage sale scene was kinda epic. I also wanted to add that the Steve figure (Shown in the pic) is just Jack Black in a Light blue sweater. Nothing else special ._.
Noach • Apr 11, 2025 at 1:31 pm
Not true
Brandon • Apr 11, 2025 at 11:20 am
When I went to this movie and heard¨Chicken Jockey¨, it motivated me to fill my dreams. This movie is awesome and I recommend it to everyone. I…. AM….. STEVE
Noach Dulcio • Apr 11, 2025 at 11:19 am
NO
Tucker • Apr 11, 2025 at 11:18 am
I loved this movie the storyline was great and so were the inspirational quotes by Jack Black 10/10 movie would reccomend
Foti Sarantidis • Apr 11, 2025 at 11:17 am
Literally the greatest movie of all time. Jack black played the role perfectly. 11/10 final rating. Would watch again.